This Brittany Breastaurant
is open and ready for business!
Open 24 hrs and serving a table for 1
No reservations needed
No Shirt,
No Shoes,
No Problem!
All natural and 100% organic
and apparently all cream!
100 % Satisfaction Guaranteed
Where every hour is happy hour
and where this is now just fancy tupperware
3 comments:
ha ha ha... hilarious! Maybe all that cream your pumping out is why you are so darn skinny!Good work mama!!
I agree 100% with Emily! It actually brings back a lot of memories. I remember asking my Mom how to make my breasts produce less. She said oh no, you don't make less you just freeze it. What a wise woman. By the time I stopped pumping for Ezra we still had over a months worth of milk! It sure is nice to get all that freezer/fridge space though!
Oh how I laughed!!! SSSSooooooo funny! Brittany you write so well!
That blog is a hoot! He is so cute and filling out well, guess that "cream" suits him!! Good luck kids, you are doing well ;and Brittany, "Happy Birthday young lady" you looke absoulutely GREAT! .love gm
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