Totally and Utterly Whipped

The same day that I saw my sister's blog about her daughter's swinger Barbies, I figured I ought to be a responsible parent and check out what Avery's mini household is up to these days.

It made me giggle when I saw this.

Now here is a man who knows his place in his woman's life.

Poor Flynn has his work cut out for him
as the only male Barbie amongst all these lovely ladies.

What's next for the poor guy?

Picking off barnacles off Mermaid's tail?

Wiping the slime, I mean mucus, out of Tiana's hair?

Yup.

He's the definite poop scooper in this relationship.

As if Barbie would ever clean up after a dog.

I'd like to think that Avery models her Barbie household
after what she sees here at home.
I too like to keep an extra prom dress ready
just in case I spill on my favorite metallic blue one.
(Don't mind the Humpty Dumpty creeper in the window.)

Umm. . .

think she might have seen this at home before

with the crib by the bed and Mommy totally passed out next to it?

(the crazy blonde bed-head is right on the money,

the smiling face all decked out in make-up...maybe not so much)

Is it bad I'm jealous of a Barbie?

Poor, poor Jessie.
A romantic dinner for two all prepared and waiting
but Flynn is up on the veranda with his flock of women
and there's no way Austin is letting his Buzz or Woody
(or any of his super heroes for that matter)
into this tea party without his direct supervision.

Hope your Valentine's turns out better than Jessie's
(or Flynn's for that matter)